Three distros for the geeks under the sky,
Seven distros for the admins in their halls of stone,
Nine distros for corporate boards doomed to die,
One kernel for the Lord Torvalds on his throne,
In the land of the free where beers lie.
One kernel to rule them all, One kernel to find them,
One kernel to bring them all, and in the freedom bind them,
In the land of free where the beer lie.